Volleyball​/​Hot Girls Have Problems Too

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Dedicated to Stephanie Kinney Cook

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You are much too beautiful to play volleyball
Your looks would be a distraction to the sport
You're the only one they'd watch if you played volleyball
The coach would try to keep you off the court

Don't be sad, there're more careers to choose
It's just that volleyball is not the one for you

You are far too fetching to be in nursing
Your patients' vital signs would all be skewed
The call light would stay busy if you were in nursing
You'd spend all of your time being pursued

Don't get mad, there're more careers to choose
It's just that medicine is not the one for you

You are too, too exquisite to be an artist
Though another's work would not be quainter
I know you've often dreamed someday to be an artist
But the canvas would never equal the painter

It's not so bad, there're more careers to choose
It's just that artistry is not the one for you

It's not so bad, there're more careers to choose
It's just that none of these are right for you

So what to do if you can never play volleyball
And nursing and artistry aren't fitting
Though I truly believe you could succeed in all
Perhaps you should just spend your time with me

Coda: "Hot Girls Have Problems Too"

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from Thrift Store Music, released October 4, 2015

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